Tuesday, May 17, 2011

My mom is cooler than yours





I have been busy and have not had the time to sit and write a fantastic post that I know you all look forward to read. Don’t worry my friends; I will have something very soon that will be a bit longer!
In the mean time though, I would like to leave you with a smile. I will do that by just letting you know about something that happened to my husband today that I found absolutely splendid, despite the fact that he is now going to need to undergo some therapy.

While he was at work today, my mother thought it would be a cute idea to send my stepdad a sexually explicit text message. I say good for her! A healthy love life is a great thing. The problem however is that she was not paying attention when she was sending it because she sent it to my husband instead. I know! I laughed also! It pretty much made my day.

The way I found out was because my mom called me right away pretty much horrified from what she had just done. I was all “Mom! Are you serious? That is the best! My husband is probably so traumatized!” I can’t wait to see him when he gets home so that way he can tell me all about it.

- Onion Girl


12 comments:

  1. If I received something like that from my mother-in-law, I would have puked.

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  2. Are you sure it was by accident.....?

    Oh, just kidding.... :D

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  3. To be honest you just never know with my mother :)

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  4. I hate to write this however...LMAO! This is brilliant, I love your mother!

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  5. OMG- that is soooo funny. Thank you for sharing it. My daughter's coach once sent me a text to put some beer in the fridge, but nothing like your story.

    I am pretty new to humorbloggers.com and am glad I found you there.

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  6. Oh come on! I want to know what she said!

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  7. You are all a bunch of perverts and should be ashamed of yourselves! lol

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  8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG. Hilarious. I mean, not for your mom, sure, but still. COMEDY GOLD.

    P.S. I also need to know what the message said. For research purposes.

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  9. Bwah ha ha! That is priceless!

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  10. Did your husband tell you he received it or did you have to tell him?

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  11. In nice words she told my husband how firm she would like it and just exactly what she would like to do to my stepdads anatomy

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