I'm sure I've met him! ;)
I think I just threw up in my mouth, yuck.
You're right. He's not for me. And from the looks of it, he has so many guns to compensate for having so little junk in his panties.
Nice. I think I need to get a shot of myself like that, post it on a dating website, and let the inquiries roll in.
It's like if Jack Black got less sexy, fatter, lost some hair, and got a gun collection! Niiiiiiice.
yuck yuck yuck